Destinee’s Reviews > Bonds of Hercules > Status Update

“The house of hades is known as the house of death because when we feel passionately about something we wage war.”

“What’s the plan?”
“Vengeance.”

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“You’re my piano concerto no. 20 in D minor.” 😭

“If the olympians were going to make us fight to the death, the least they could do was put on a performance. Flash a penis, show a boob.” 💀

“Oh, darling are you asking me to crawl again? We both know I’m very comfortable on my knees.”
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“Watch how you speak to my wife” 🙂‍↕️

“I reached into the layered loose folds of my yoga and clutched the cold metal of my emotional support calculator” 💀

I was done apologizing to men. They could beg for my forgiveness or go fuck themselves.

YES ALEXIS 👏🏼

“I’m yours. You can break my legs, but I’ll still crawl after you. If you’re injured, I will carve myself to pieces to make you whole… every… single… time. This is not a temporary arrangement. We will be together. Forever. Or I’ll be dead.”

JUST KAREN SHOWING US UNDYING LOVE FOR ALEXIS IN HIS OWN UNIQUE WAY 👂