Trash’s Reviews > Journey by Moonlight > Status Update

Do you worry about the working class French drinking champagne???

It’s much more exciting to visit places with my new mistress instead of my wife. I’m also broke and have a super mama

We have a VERY nice time definitely only eating lunch and dinner while separated from our wife

Let’s abandon our wives and become crazy homeless Hungarians in the Italian country side. Thankfully, the Italians are tolerant and kind to assholes

Our suicide attempt is nostalgic

Some other time then. I have plenty of time

No talking at the dinner table!

If only I didn’t know people’s genitalia, I could not speak to them condescendingly based on that knowledge!

I don’t bring my wife places cause she points out how my baseless statements are baseless and wrong. What’s with women and facts?

No, you may not come with me for a nightcap, and you may not come wonder the back alleys with me, and no I will not tell you or update you on my evening. Women and marriages to them are simply hopeless. They could never understand what everyone must do, expect them.