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Beth M
Beth M is 30% done
Just when this was only barely holding my interest, we jump back in time four years to - I guess - finally explain why Helena is the way she is?

It hasn't explained why she's boring as hell though. I really can't believe this character is supposed to be (based off) Hermione Granger...
Nov 18, 2025 01:07PM
Alchemised

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Beth M
Beth M is 40% done
Editors must be going extinct. I'm 14 hours into this audiobook and only at 40%. So much is completely unnecessary padding to a narrative that is only barely holding my attention. The author is pretty full of herself if she really thought all of this was important for context to a story with little to no complexity.
Dec 16, 2025 08:40AM
Alchemised


Beth M
Beth M is 22% done
I still don't know how I feel about this.

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here.
Nov 17, 2025 10:08AM
Alchemised


Beth M
Beth M is 15% done
"You sound as enslaved as I am!" Said to a man in a mansion with limitless political power, by a woman who is a magically shackled political prisoner, who is regulary tortured and violated, and has seen all of her loved ones murdered and turned into zombies, after finding out he was forced into an arranged marriage.

Guys.

GUYS.

WHAT THE FUCK
Nov 14, 2025 01:55PM
Alchemised


Beth M
Beth M is 13% done
I will keep saying this until it's no longer true, but I am still surprised I'm not hating this.
Nov 13, 2025 01:46PM
Alchemised


Beth M
Beth M is 7% done
"She still didn't know what transference would entail. Despite the frequent references made to it, no one had explained to her what Ferron would be doing."

Girl that makes two of us.

Honestly, this isn't the dumpster fire I was expecting it to be, but I can already see that it does way too much with far too little.
Nov 12, 2025 06:11PM
Alchemised


Beth M
Beth M is starting
Let the brain rot commence. I'm wasting good Spotify streaming hours for this nonsense...
Nov 12, 2025 12:16PM
Alchemised


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