Joycee’s Reviews > Biggest Player > Status Update

The quiet cry escaping her lips sounds like a five-star review that I want to rave about online.

Dumping someone mid-date is the worst kind of d!ck move …

the back end of a woman leaving me is a familiar sight. I don’t have the best track record.

We got pregnant young, but we didn’t want to get married or stay in a relationship just because I was having a baby, so we broke up when I was around six months.

Ah, so he pulled a Tom Brady.

I don’t know what means but go with it.

“My grandma used to decorate her tree to the hilt. Garland and tinsel - tons and tons of tinsel - the whole nine yards.” I love tinsel and would roll around in it if I could.

So, drinks? You can tell me all the things that are wrong with me, and then we can go out separate ways.

Gee. What girl can resist an offer like that?

Yup. Dex is short for Declan.

Any occasion I'm at a sporting event, I'm either on the field playing or I'm in one of the suites watching from the VIP section. Ergo, I never stand in line or fight for urinal time.

Sir? Kid, I'm only twenty-five.

... I must weave between tables with my massive body.

(Dex's size has been commented on several times already ... is he Alan Ritchson ["Reacher'] size? Or bigger?)