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LET’S GO KING SORROW!
“Your mistake,” King Sorrow said, “was believing you had any power to begin with. You want to know where I was born? I hatched in the cauldron of Mt .Hekla 5000 years before Christ. Upon my birth, the volcano erupted and choked the world with so much darkness and ash your ancestors, a gang of pitiful and incestuous monkeys, believed the time of judgment was at hand & they were right.”
— Dec 04, 2025 06:41PM
“Your mistake,” King Sorrow said, “was believing you had any power to begin with. You want to know where I was born? I hatched in the cauldron of Mt .Hekla 5000 years before Christ. Upon my birth, the volcano erupted and choked the world with so much darkness and ash your ancestors, a gang of pitiful and incestuous monkeys, believed the time of judgment was at hand & they were right.”
