Emrys’s Reviews > Road Trip With a Vampire > Status Update

“Yes”, I said willfully ignoring the fact that this never worked in romance novels.

Ahem… soooo who’s going to tell her 💀🧍‍♂️

Sorry Zelda but you are in fact in a romance novel so it’s not working rip to you lol.

“Maybe we should just kiss and get it out our systems.” Girl be so fucking fr I don’t think it’ll help get it out of your system. Just admit you want to make out with a sexy vampire 😭💀

I’m not even surprised of how close these two have gotten so quickly.I would have liked a little more build up first in the romance aspect seems as they’ve not long meet. But I’m not too mad at it.

Help why would you say that Zelda omg 😭

Peter you’re going to kill the poor woman if you keep this up!

Zelda girl now is not time for those thoughts, you’re in public 😭🧍‍♂️

Okay maybe Peter did indeed forget to turn it off lmao 😭😂

Peter my brother in Christ you’re going to kill someone waltzing on in to the bar after feeding 😭

It’s been mentioned a few times what happens when he feeds and here comes Peter like hi 👋

‘he must have forgotten to shut off the potent cocktail of pheromones vampires utilized to entice their meals’ girl idk i don’t think he forgot but I have no evidence to prove this statement yet

Peter if you want to share a room then say so lmao

I can’t with these two omg