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Hey so maybe don’t trust the same girl that left NOT JUST ONCE BUT TWICE when you told her a secret JUST SAYING GENUIS

I WANT A JP

“It was right then that Kenny yelled to get down. And that J.P. threw himself at me.
Fortunately for J.P., Lars was ON IT with the fire extinguisher—I guess to make up for not being the one to throw himself over me, which is, after all, his job, and not J.P.’s—and put out the flames that erupted on the back of J.P.’s sweater.

WHAT A BAMG

Wednesday, September 22, East Seventy-fifth Street AEHS evacuation rendezvous
Oh my God.
Oh my God. J.P. is in love with me.
And we blew up the school.
OHMYGOD who’s surprised not me. This shit is so funny

okay Mia 1) YOU ARE RIGHT. Lana is a better friend honesty I LOVE HER. what a vibe. and I Stan the glitter nail polish

2) “I didn’t say a word.
Because why should I? Why should I make the first move, when I didn’t do anything wrong”
MIA YOU did kiss her ex boyfriend (who broke up with her because he’s in love with you) in front of your ex boyfriend who’s her brother

Mia. MIA. JP WAS ABOUT To confess to you you nut

WHO CRIES TO THE PRINCESS DIARIES. WHY DID I CRY TO THE PRINCESS DIARIES.

Mia I fear JP could hit you with a Valentine’s Day letter and you’d still call him just a friend but shoutout to both Trisha and Lana GIRLHOOD but also booo Lilly and Michael BUT YAY lars and Tina (Lars was a real one throwing in your diary

Mia therapy is a GOOD THING you bop and we love Lars -

I wanna shake hef