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NOOOO WAY THE TWINS ARE NAMRATAS BOYFRIENDS ROOMMATES WHO WERE WRITING EROTIC DINOSAUR COMICS 💀

“Because we’re going to keep in touch, right?” / “Are you kidding? I plan to know you forever.” 🥹

“I have this thing where if someone likes me, I feel like I tricked them into it.” ME.

why are ppl always going back to their exes for comfort in ya books 😭 idk about u but I wouldn’t do that to my current partner

UNION SQUARE MENTION ‼️‼️ ive been to the 4 story barnes and noble tehehehe

“people like me should come with a mute button” 💀

THERES NOO WAY SOMEONE JUST TRIED TO STEAL HIS DATE 😭😭

“I’m thirsty, so i get up and go to the condiment bar” mf are u about to drink some ketchup?

I love this book so far it’s so genuinely funny

“oh well. must be someone else.” “someone else named hudson?” “yup. hudson panini.” 😭😭 why is that so funny