Status Update

lana is 93% done

‘ I’m surprised but then I’m not. He’s the most compassionate person I’ve ever met. Without asking, he helped me stay sober for years on end. He became friends with a lonely girl who needed one. He watched over her when no one else did. He will always be the biggest hero in my world. ‘

☹️💗

— Nov 23, 2025 01:36PM

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lana’s Previous Updates

lana is 91% done

ryke not being up to speed on social media is so on brand 😭

— Nov 23, 2025 12:39AM

lana is 87% done

daisy 😕💔

— Nov 23, 2025 12:16AM

lana is 83% done

AHH WILLOW AND GARRISON MENTIONED 😆

— Nov 22, 2025 11:50PM

lana is 77% done

“What’re you doing, Lil?” “Tweeting,” she says and then flashes me the screen: I’m Crazy for Raisy.

Lily will forever be the number 1 raisy shipper 😭

— Nov 22, 2025 09:59PM

lana is 74% done

all 3 girls getting underwear that have “I LOVE ___” on them for each of their boyfriends is actually sending me 😭😭😭😭

— Nov 22, 2025 09:27PM

lana is 44% done

‘Lily is way too invested in Ryke and Daisy’s relationship, and I’m partly praying they stay together just to dodge the emotional fallout that’ll happen from Lily.’

she’s seriously the #1 raisy defender

— Jun 17, 2025 04:22PM

lana is 42% done

“Good. I fucking missed you.” He did? “Maybe you should pee your pants more often.” He almost smiles. There is the Ryke Meadows I know…and yes, I love him too.

Lily and Ryke have come so far it makes me wanna cry 🥲

— Jun 17, 2025 03:59PM

lana is 32% done

And then Ryke says, without missing a beat, “Kiss Loren. For thirty fucking seconds.”

OH MY GOD

— Jun 09, 2025 04:04PM

lana is finished

And then Ryke says, without missing a beat, “Kiss Loren. For thirty fucking seconds.”

OH MY GOD

— Jun 09, 2025 04:04PM

lana is 28% done

I love daisy so much 😭

— Jun 09, 2025 11:58AM