Melanie Holzer’s Reviews > Cheeky Royal > Status Update
Melanie Holzer
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he never did deserve you. besides, you can’t be in a relationship where you have to direct the other person on basics. imagine that in bed. ‘to the left, to the left!’ sex is not a beyonce song. unless it’s ‘drunk in love’. that’s different.
— Nov 23, 2025 10:27PM
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Melanie Holzer
is on page 135 of 304
he leaned over and brushed his lips against mine.
oh.god.
holy.shitballs.on.a.cracker. pussy down. pussy down!
— Nov 23, 2025 10:30PM
oh.god.
holy.shitballs.on.a.cracker. pussy down. pussy down!

