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During a crisis, everyone was plunged into the animal fear that she frequented all year round. The only benefit of her generalized anxiety disorder was that it prepared Hope for the Worst-Case Scenario; she was never surprised when one materialized because the Worst-Case Scenario was where she spent most of her time.

Moses Blitz arrives in Vacca Vale

He sees no ventilation for air-conditioning, but the structure is chilly-either from strong insulation or supernatural forces, Moses concludes. He blesses himself with holy water, relieved when nothing happens, trying to clear his mother from the windshield of his psychology, thinking in social media posts. He is fifty three years old.

Independence Workshop

Despite herself, Blandine feels affection for this man. Maybe it's pity. His optimism is embarrassing, yes, but she finds herself helplessly rooting for him. The course involves watching a lot of videos from the nineties about how to balance checkbooks and triumph by bending the truth in job inter-views.

Sometimes, Moses Robert Blitz— only child of Elsie Jane MeLoughlin Spite paints his entire body with the liquid of broken glow sticks, forcibly enters the house of an enemy, and wakes the enemy. Then he flails around in the dark, naked and aglow.
He doesn't mean any real harm. He just likes to fiddle with people.

No one has it easy in the Vacca Vale system, but Blandine had it the worst, being so smart and female. People want things from the Blandines of the system, and I'm sure her brain didn't help. Thinking too much can zap you dead, and Blandine-she just shuts herself in rooms und thinks. Thinks and thinks and thinks herself into all kinds of doom, and by sundown she's afraid of the doorknob.

Blandine, Apt C4
Alone, Blandine grips her forehead. She's certain that she has some kind of social impairment; she just doesn't know what it's called. Internet quizzes never know what to do with her. In general, she feels too much or too little, interacts too much or too little-never the proper amount.
It seems to her that she's spent her whole life sitting in a laundromat, freaking people out.