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I was eleven and eating soup in the kitchen when I'd looked up and seen a vision at the door—Jack in sweaty football gear that clung to his fifteen-year-old body like glue. And then I had promptly had several revelations about my sexuality. I’d had to shelve thinking about them for a few hours, however, because I inhaled a crouton and, while choking, fell over and knocked himself out on the kitchen table.
— Nov 19, 2025 08:44AM
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After grabbing my bags and throwing the money at the startled driver, I fall out of the taxi. I start to run towards Departures, my feet skidding in the slush, but amend my pace to a dignified jog that hopefully doesn’t scream drug mule or gun-toting maniac to someone who has the power to cavity search me. The security guard shakes his head as I immediately get myself stuck in the revolving door.
— Nov 19, 2025 08:09AM
After grabbing my bags and throwing the money at the startled driver, I fall out of the taxi. I start to run towards Departures, my feet skidding in the slush, but amend my pace to a dignified jog that hopefully doesn’t scream drug mule or gun-toting maniac to someone who has the power to cavity search me. The security guard shakes his head as I immediately get myself stuck in the revolving door.

