Eden Woolworth’s Reviews > Plan B > Status Update

So anticlimactic. All this trouble, and he just walks back in wearing the Darth Vader mask?

Or Paul Bunyan

Don Allender is my favorite character. “That guy got in the gene pool when the life guard wasn’t looking”? Iconic.

Something fucking awesome better happen with this stupid Darth Vader mask. If Jack took it and that’s all the payoff we get, I’ll be pissed

Chuck slept with a teenager and Ben’s asking Jeremy if he “looks like a kidnapper”. Really fucking gross behavior here in the span of two pages.

This scene of them all monologuing and talking about how shitty life is by the lake feels so disingenuous and plot advancing and just bad. I actually don’t give a shit anymore.

So you get in a car accident and call your ex-wife to burden her about it, then when your current girlfriend starts sobbing as she recounts seeing you at the site of the accident, you feel “a sense of guilty pleasure that she was crying” for you?

Shut upppppp, man. I hate you so much.

“You going to hold my dick for me while I pee?”
“Whatever floats your boat, Hollywood.”