Status Update

Uriah Johnson is 92% done

Eeeerrrrrmmmm?????

— Nov 26, 2025 06:29PM

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Uriah’s Previous Updates

Uriah Johnson is 84% done

nurse…… she’s awake!

— Nov 25, 2025 08:32PM

Uriah Johnson is 70% done

RUNAWAY!!!!!!!!!!!! #HelenaAndKaineForever

— Nov 21, 2025 06:24AM

Uriah Johnson is 65% done

“Helena, you. get. to. have. this.” - Someone send help

— Nov 19, 2025 05:34PM

Uriah Johnson is 65% done

THIS SHIT IS ABOUT TO HURT SO BAD. uggghhhh

— Nov 19, 2025 05:31PM

Uriah Johnson is 59% done

okay i’m finaaaaaalllyyyyyy locked in. i think hehe. the tension is tensioning at least girls!

— Nov 18, 2025 03:43PM

Uriah Johnson is 30% done

you guys … am i dumb?

— Nov 11, 2025 07:58PM

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