mela’s Reviews > Birthday Girl > Status Update

I’m aware that they live in a small town, but honestly Pike’s unhealthy eating habits and his misogynistic remarks just give me the ick. Irl the two of them would be the towns talk and how Pike got with a barely legal girl and locked her inside the house. He also gives republican racist lowkey

I mean Cole cheating, feels like trying to justify the relationship that’s about to happen and honestly I’m not really feeling the chemistry between the two. Pike just gives midlife-crisis. But I looove Jordan. There has been emotional cheating involved tho. Cole just sucks and I hope he gets beat up