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"They are closer than friends. Closer than brothers. [...] The war has forged their two lives into one. [...] Master and Padawan and Jedi Knights together, they have fought this war for thirteen years. Their war is their life.
And their life is a weapon." OHHHH I AM GOING FERAL WHAT
— Nov 27, 2025 12:33PM
And their life is a weapon." OHHHH I AM GOING FERAL WHAT
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“We were promised a reward,” she gasped. “A h—handsome reward—”
“I am your reward,” the Sith Lord said. “You don’t find me handsome?”
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— Dec 06, 2025 04:56PM
“I am your reward,” the Sith Lord said. “You don’t find me handsome?”
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the vampire damien
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"Perhaps it’s simply a question of whether you love Obi-Wan Kenobi more than you love your wife." I NEED A GUN
— Dec 05, 2025 05:59PM
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“Obi-Wan?” She heard him stop.
“You love him, too, don’t you?”
When he didn’t answer, she turned to look. He stood motionless, frowning, in the middle of the expanse of buff carpeting.
“You do. You love him.”
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— Dec 03, 2025 02:49PM
“You love him, too, don’t you?”
When he didn’t answer, she turned to look. He stood motionless, frowning, in the middle of the expanse of buff carpeting.
“You do. You love him.”
wy nie rozumiecie przez co ja przechodze wlasnie
the vampire damien
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“He will stop at nothing to save me, for example, because he thinks I would do the same for him.” [...]
“Because,” he admitted reluctantly, “he knows I would do the same for him.” i was shot 57 times
— Dec 01, 2025 04:11AM
“Because,” he admitted reluctantly, “he knows I would do the same for him.” i was shot 57 times
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"[...] there was something new in his physicality: in the way he moved his head, perhaps, or the way the weight of Palpatine’s arm on his shoulder seemed somehow to belong there… or something less definable." this bit about anakin... oh mattew was COOKING
— Nov 28, 2025 05:30PM
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"Kenobi was luminous, a transparent being, a window onto a sunlit meadow of the Force. Skywalker was a storm cloud, flickering with dangerous lightning, building the rotation that threatens a tornado." why would you do this to me matthew
— Nov 27, 2025 03:18PM
