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pour in plenty of saccharine hypertrophic metaphors, measure everything in torsos, distill the essence of corny romcoms and motivational posters to a teeth-achingly cloying concentrate, and blend. Never question the texture— outrageous language is exactly what you want! & make sure your book is fully convinced in its erudition!
….i actually love corny romcom movies. It’s no literary master work, but (1/2)