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sam is 48% done

using your secret bfs dildo while having phone sex with him is a new one for me (though technically not I guess since I’ve read this before)

— Nov 29, 2025 07:44PM

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sam is 99% done

3 stars but he rounding up 1 full star bc Rachel Reid

— Nov 30, 2025 01:46PM

sam is 73% done

unrelated to this book but why did #they have their first dance to Diamonds by Rihanna…. Having a super emo moment listening to “This is Lana Del Rey” on Spotify whilst thinking about an AU!MCD fic about #them so realizing that Radio by LDR fits sm better (not for a first dance but someone download CapCut please!! I need an edit to them with Radio but with TLG footage) **** ***** threatening ** **** *** omg

— Nov 30, 2025 12:15PM

sam is 70% done

And here comes the ultimatum

— Nov 30, 2025 12:00PM

sam is 52% done

Shane and Ilya are so much more interesting omg 🙄.. #yesthisreadslikeficiwonderwhy #skipcanbeskipped #maybeskipshouldbeskimmedsinceitsnecessaryfortheplotofHRandTLG #hollanov #rachaelreidtalented #cureparkinsons #shaneisacutiepatootie #ilyaishotasf #hollanderscannoicallygiantbutt #rozanovhasnineinwow #needtouptheweightonglutedayDAYUM #theyrebothsmokinghawt #loons #multiyearsituationship vs #closeteduhaulgays

— Nov 29, 2025 07:54PM