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I wish I could live in London so I could walk down the road to buy a packet of prawn cocktail crisps from the off-license. The children yearn for walkable cities and public transit.

just…. not for me

the craziest thing about this is actually that the 30-year-old lawyer for Spotify has a car that he parks on the street in NYC

Oh Charlie sweetie

So I’m embarrassed to admit this but I’m just now realizing her ethnicity

“You settled for stories, not recordings. You made do with the bits you had and tried your best to fill in the rest.”

so true

Ok two things here:
1. I’m starting to like the MCs a little bit more with their motivation/backstory reveals. Still dgaf but maybe actually it’s a small dgaf.
2. HE WENT TO UT?? He’s a Cockrell grad ONG these poor advisees.

Is it bad to say that I don’t really gaf about the protagonist or the deuteragonist ? Like sorryyyy

3 stars but he rounding up 1 full star bc Rachel Reid

unrelated to this book but why did #they have their first dance to Diamonds by Rihanna…. Having a super emo moment listening to “This is Lana Del Rey” on Spotify whilst thinking about an AU!MCD fic about #them so realizing that Radio by LDR fits sm better (not for a first dance but someone download CapCut please!! I need an edit to them with Radio but with TLG footage) **** ***** threatening ** **** *** omg

And here comes the ultimatum

Shane and Ilya are so much more interesting omg 🙄.. #yesthisreadslikeficiwonderwhy #skipcanbeskipped #maybeskipshouldbeskimmedsinceitsnecessaryfortheplotofHRandTLG #hollanov #rachaelreidtalented #cureparkinsons #shaneisacutiepatootie #ilyaishotasf #hollanderscannoicallygiantbutt #rozanovhasnineinwow #needtouptheweightonglutedayDAYUM #theyrebothsmokinghawt #loons #multiyearsituationship vs #closeteduhaulgays

using your secret bfs dildo while having phone sex with him is a new one for me (though technically not I guess since I’ve read this before)

Brb off to read the Wikipedia plot summary of Dante’s Inferno

FAWK!! my queen Helene u never deserved this 😓

wtfff bruh I did not ask for this

Avitas Harper is a *****! okayyyy blood shrike good for you

As I read this I can’t help but repeatedly think “did I miss something?” bc some plot point will happen where I’m expected to know who this person is or what they’re doing in this location and I have no prior recollection of that subplot 😭😭

“but we learned other things about each other that day”

alright me too girl! I love to eat too

FYI just so y’all get a mental picture of what’s going on - I’m imagining that guy from Divergent (not Theo James the other one from dauntless) w/ a beard as the MMC. No real fan cast for the FMC (except I’m lying bc I imagine ****é from ***** as the FMC but it’s ruining the vibe when I do that bc I don’t wanna see her split open like this 😭)
Side note: sooo pro Hazelwood making all the men hung lol

he’s not a ******?? what do you mean he’s done this before with other women and isn’t inexperienced but gentle while she’s the one walking him through it? boo!! 🍅🍅🍅

Interesting…

Why did I think her ear wasn’t fixed and she was still deaf?

peeta mEllark or peeta mellArk?

4.14 stars

I did not expect this hmmm

‘ghas’ being a hallucinogen that you smoke and also stinks lol

4.05 stars

Ok at least we’re making progress on this relationship dynamic and the MC is realizing that he’s being stupid af 😭😭

Hmm this is getting better