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bruhhhhh that was like the main reason I started reading this…. why’d the author fade to black instead of committing to it

“Fireflies” by Owl City is perhaps the greatest pop song ever

frick u goodreads for not saving my witty update posts 😾

Clamato??

ugh she’s so real

Forgets things… h**g… drives a gently used VW Jetta… sounds familiar

Hmm they’re so … hmm

hehehe sarcasm incoming love u Meryl

did I miss something or …. ? ok lol 💀

It’s a real play??

I bet this would go super hardcore crazy if I was the daughter of a mother (not saying that in a soft launch trans way but in a way that expresses a wish to understand deeper? bc it’s already super interesting)

Do y’all Candace listens to that Djo song?

This is getting good asffff

Started this bc I was judging a book by its cover and assumed it was old asf (read: a classic novel) but it’s actually new asf? Staying for Meryl Streep and the fact that I love fictional older women memoirs of their times as actresses told to younger women (read: Evelyn Hugo)

it’s getting more interesting but I, like Candace, really can’t be bothered to gaf 😭😭

Totally ignored my goal of finishing this in tandem with my smut book oops

This resolution to the “whodunit” question was the least fulfilling out of the 4 that I’ve read. Kinda felt rushed in the resolution and would’ve loved to have more actual couples counseling at the couples counseling retreat (since they definitely need it lol). Also I keep forgetting that they’re both like 40 like no you’re not <3

Why does the guy from the Carolinas have a SoCal surfer bro accent? And why does the sapphic history professor have a posh British accent with no mention of her being British like lmao?

Cute but I would suggest, when in the post battle and pre resolution of lover’s quarrel that was interrupted by said battle space, to not fuck your werewolf bf (even though he’s like “I need you”) BC YOU NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOUR ISSUES PLEASEEE

he’s blond?!? ummm no he’s not. also why did I forget they’re supposed to be old? I’m taking 5 years off of both of their ages.

Does the protagonist ever do anything without getting himself horribly injured…

John Green you make me want to get back on Tumblr

how did any of this get through the IRB?

Straight people cruise?

4.5 stars

I wish I could live in London so I could walk down the road to buy a packet of prawn cocktail crisps from the off-license. The children yearn for walkable cities and public transit.

just…. not for me

the craziest thing about this is actually that the 30-year-old lawyer for Spotify has a car that he parks on the street in NYC

Oh Charlie sweetie

So I’m embarrassed to admit this but I’m just now realizing her ethnicity