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Oh, is that so?

So very so.

He loves me too much to tell me with words that have lost all meaning to him.

Of course that was Hayes’s grand gesture! How did I not see that coming?

Well, not until the beginning of the last chapter, that is. 😃

I’d hoped this job would be an opportunity but I fear I’ve actually put you into an obligation instead.

When you stigmatize something, that makes it worse than it is all on its own.

Breathe, Begonia. They run out of toilet paper at inopportune times in their bathrooms, too. They’re regular people too.

Hayes Rutherford, grump supreme, hater of people. Even bigger hater of peopling with people.

“If Francoise has any seaweed in the kitchen, I could do it for you. I have good clay for masks.”

Keisha’s face goes three shades past horrified. “Suggesting DIY spa days in these parts of the social ecosphere is like asking me if I know who Elvis Presley is. You don’t ask because you just know the answer.”

… so he doesn’t have to go through all this ridiculous press and publicity with being the last eligible billionaire on the planet. Which he’s not, for the record. There are three single WOMEN billionaires who are in their 30’s and 40’s. And is anyone talking about them?! No! F#cking two-faced tw@ts!

I feel like the sludge left over in the pan after everyone else has eaten all of the grits. Dried up and leftover and ready to be washed down the drain and put out of my misery.