Marc *Dark Reader with a Thousand Young! Iä!*’s Reviews > The Butcher's Masquerade > Status Update

‘Every plant touched with the spell is transformed into a thick, impenetrable ten-meter-high wall of thorn-covered vines that will undulate and thrust and attack.’

Oh no, they’re undulating, everybody run!

There’s an amazing sentence on this page that you would never encounter anywhere else. I would love to share it but it’s chock full of spoilers.

Instead let me simply offer those who have yet tried Dungeon Crawler Carl a part of what you’re missing: the Arrow of Enthusiastic Double Gonorrhea.

Jesus Christ, Carl.

‘Nadine the caterpillar zoomed ahead, undulating as she disappeared into the jungle.’

‘The claws undulated up and down, almost like the raptor was drumming its fingers on a table.’

I'm on the second page and it's so fucking good.

Did you hear me, I said IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD. I AM SO FUCKING STOKED RIGHT NOW.