Rob’s Reviews > There Is No Antimemetics Division > Status Update

One of my co-workers found a tape in the walls of her house that is accompanied by a note written by a (then) 12 year old girl -- and she figures it's at least 25 years old, if not older. (There's no date on the tape or the note.) There's a part of me that wants to warn her not to buy a tape player to listen to this tape -- like it will unleash some sort of Epsilon level threat it she does.