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"All hopes I had of a roommate who would help upgrade me to a higher social stratum snagged on the gleaming barnacles of Steven's orthodontia."

"Had you gone standard as everyone else had, it's possible that you would not have lassoed my imagination so completely, that I might have feasted on your superficial appeal over the course of that meeting and decided I was sated."