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C'est clairement une référence aux Warren

"I didn't want the mice in the house, but I never wanted them dead either. I wanted them to move out into a tree stump, where they could dress in aprons and serve each other tea in cute mouse-sized cups." Okay, why is this so real?

"There's a direct correlation between men who wear designer sweatpants and men who can't make me come. I've done the unfortunate research."

"Sometimes men are so dumb I envy them."

"Dad and Amy were cool about Daphne , but I always suspected they would take my not being totally straight as proof that Alexandra turned us into man-haters. Which she tried. But I love men. I just don't trust or respect them."