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Finally went through all my credits and cancelled my evil overlord Audible today! Woohoooo! Suck it Bezos.
Dec 05, 2025 11:35AM

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message 1: by Dab (new)

Dab 🥳🥳🥳


message 2: by Sarah Mac (new)

Sarah Mac He’s in the corner, crying into his smoothie of strawberry liquified cash.


message 3: by Kristina (last edited Dec 05, 2025 02:59PM) (new)

Kristina Sarah Mac wrote: "He’s in the corner, crying into his smoothie of strawberry liquified cash."

He won’t get my $8 a month. Ha! Wait until we see his empire crumble now.


message 4: by Dab (new)

Dab He’s gonna be $8 short for the next space dick.


message 5: by Kristina (last edited Dec 05, 2025 03:20PM) (new)

Kristina If it blows up a bunch of billionaires because it lacks $8 worth of screws, that was me 😁


message 6: by Merry (new)

Merry lol I have an image of a spinach money smoothie


message 7: by Sarah Mac (new)

Sarah Mac You’ll be the hero of the year. They might even put you on the cover of People magazine. 🤭


message 8: by Kristina (new)

Kristina Merry wrote: "lol I have an image of a spinach money smoothie"

He probably does suck money smoothies.


message 9: by Kristina (new)

Kristina Sarah Mac wrote: "You’ll be the hero of the year. They might even put you on the cover of People magazine. 🤭"

Woohoo! Will I be sexiest woman of the year?


message 10: by Sarah Mac (new)

Sarah Mac Oh my, well, natch, of course…. *blinks a lot* Hey, is that a lovably distracting pug wandering around waaaay over there??


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