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Somehow the rides and games seem less fun when you have to play them to satisfy VIP, just like reading is less fun when it’s a school assignment
— Dec 05, 2025 08:58PM
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Toreador Song, often known as the Toreador March, composed by George Bizet in 1875 for the French Opera Carmen.”
— Dec 05, 2025 09:02PM
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when to start braking (just before the turn, not when you’re already in it),
— Dec 05, 2025 09:01PM
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VIP: Virtual Informative Pig.
VIP: Very Informative Pig won’t want me to tell you something important about the MOE
— Dec 05, 2025 09:01PM
VIP: Very Informative Pig won’t want me to tell you something important about the MOE
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This is the MAX Occupancy Experience,” VIP explains dismissively. “With the upcoming expansion, many sections will be closed and under construction. If the building is ever at maximum capacity, stations like this can provide guests with virtual day at the Pizzaplex
— Dec 05, 2025 09:00PM
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VIP wags a finger and shakes his head. “Children should not be left unattended.” You’re tired of this Very Irritating Pig.
— Dec 05, 2025 08:56PM
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The last thing you want is to be physically tied to your shadow. That’s what everyone calls Ike because he’s always following you around and he even looks exactly the way you did at his age, like you’re twins six years apart. Except no way were you ever so annoying and clingy.
— Dec 05, 2025 08:55PM
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He’s wearing an eye-watering orange shirt with SAY CHEESE on the front of it, which Mom makes him wear in crowded places so he’s easier to spot. At least she didn’t suggest you bring his leash.
— Dec 05, 2025 08:54PM
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mobile snot factory that is your six-year-old brother.
— Dec 05, 2025 08:53PM

