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"I’m what they call in the business a monkey woman" - fantastic chapter, had me bricked up Amontillado spider monkey style

This last story was maybe the goofiest of them all. The two-foot-tall hallucinations of psychoanalysists are cosmically funny. The narrator drops a wild line in the last paragraph about womanhood being "the most debilitating disfigurement of all". To all the uncles (or aunts) out there: go crazy, go stupid