Erin McQuitty’s Reviews > Apple Cider Slaying > Status Update

Listen, if my grandmother, GRANNY SMYTHE, was accused of murdering her apple-orchard arch nemesis and some some punk-ass teenager said “at least if she gets life in prison the sentence won’t be that long cause she’s old” in MY diner, she better expect a pancake upside the head because the AUDACITY! 😡