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this is embarrassing. some of these authors forgot to hit up ao3 before they started writing sex scenes

straight author idea of kink is “what if the man was dominant and the woman was submissive 🤔🧐❓❓” get the fuck out of my face. she should start laying eggs in him or something #truthnuke

“Is it so hard to believe that I saw you, and thought that you needed touching?” is this supposed to be sexy because this almost made me throw up in my mouth a little

she’s trying to give them this sexual tension but it’s not working because neither of them are compelling and they have like. no actual chemistry

I can already tell this is gonna be bootycheeks because it’s being set up like every other contemporary romance