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Barbie is 38% done

NOBODY WANTS TO HAVE A CONVERSATION AROUND HERE!!!!

— Dec 14, 2025 12:49AM

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Barbie’s Previous Updates

Barbie is 64% done

Also that love letter was chop city #y’allcould’vekeptthat

— Dec 14, 2025 08:44PM

Barbie is 64% done

Why is the epilogue 6 hours long… quickly

— Dec 14, 2025 08:43PM

Barbie is 62% done

YES GO TO THERAPY

— Dec 14, 2025 08:17PM

Barbie is 60% done

YOU’RE NOT GETTING MARRIED?!!?!?! WHEN I CATCH YOU JAMIE SHAW. JAMIE SHAW WHEN I CATCH YOU.

— Dec 14, 2025 06:15PM

Barbie is 50% done

Charlie is on the money...Y'ALL AIN'T SLICK

— Dec 14, 2025 12:53PM

Barbie is 50% done

BUT DO YOU LOVE HER????

— Dec 14, 2025 12:43PM

Barbie is 50% done

HE HAS THE DAMN BOARD

— Dec 14, 2025 12:38PM

Barbie is 46% done

HE HAS THE BOARD

— Dec 14, 2025 12:37PM

Barbie is 46% done

I’m a damn genius

— Dec 14, 2025 02:12AM

Barbie is 43% done

Riddle me this B… how could Jamie have cheated if y’all weren’t together… quickly

— Dec 14, 2025 01:44AM

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