Status Update

Melissa Euyoque is 20% done

Giving me war flashbacks with George at beach babies

— Dec 14, 2025 02:12PM

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Melissa’s Previous Updates

Melissa Euyoque is 98% done

Yikes

— 22 hours, 11 min ago

Melissa Euyoque is 91% done

DEAD?! NAUR IM CRYING

— 22 hours, 38 min ago

Melissa Euyoque is 90% done

EXCUSE ME. HOW IS THIS KID NOT SENT TO A MENTAL FACILITY

— 22 hours, 41 min ago

Melissa Euyoque is 75% done

Thank god he’s alive. I want to puke

— 23 hours, 28 min ago

Melissa Euyoque is 75% done

I literally don’t think i can read this anymore. The baby is now involved and I’m gonna throw up

— 23 hours, 30 min ago

Melissa Euyoque is 70% done

NOT THE CAT.

— 23 hours, 45 min ago

Melissa Euyoque is 65% done

BRUHHHH SEND THE WHOLE CHILD AWAY.

— Dec 14, 2025 11:26PM

Melissa Euyoque is 59% done

If my man suggested that shit to me after having a baby I’d light him on fire.

— Dec 14, 2025 11:05PM

Melissa Euyoque is 55% done

Institutionalize this child pls.

— Dec 14, 2025 06:05PM

Melissa Euyoque is 48% done

And now this man is starting to piss me awwwf

— Dec 14, 2025 05:44PM

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