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Please don't make me read anymore about Steven Seagal

I can see why cis men miss "the old days" (of hyper violence and freedom). These old heroes were just republicans!

I spilled hot chocolate along the bottom and spine of this book and I'm devastated

The masculine urge to carry around one of your most manly of books in your hello kitty crossbody bag to your outdoor job 💪