Status Update

Melissa Euyoque is 90% done

EXCUSE ME. HOW IS THIS KID NOT SENT TO A MENTAL FACILITY

— Dec 15, 2025 12:49AM

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Melissa Euyoque is 98% done

Yikes

— Dec 15, 2025 01:19AM

Melissa Euyoque is 91% done

DEAD?! NAUR IM CRYING

— Dec 15, 2025 12:52AM

Melissa Euyoque is 75% done

Thank god he’s alive. I want to puke

— Dec 15, 2025 12:03AM

Melissa Euyoque is 75% done

I literally don’t think i can read this anymore. The baby is now involved and I’m gonna throw up

— Dec 15, 2025 12:01AM

Melissa Euyoque is 70% done

NOT THE CAT.

— Dec 14, 2025 11:45PM

Melissa Euyoque is 65% done

BRUHHHH SEND THE WHOLE CHILD AWAY.

— Dec 14, 2025 11:26PM

Melissa Euyoque is 59% done

If my man suggested that shit to me after having a baby I’d light him on fire.

— Dec 14, 2025 11:05PM

Melissa Euyoque is 55% done

Institutionalize this child pls.

— Dec 14, 2025 06:05PM

Melissa Euyoque is 48% done

And now this man is starting to piss me awwwf

— Dec 14, 2025 05:44PM

Melissa Euyoque is 37% done

I’d be crying every night if a child acted this way towards me

— Dec 14, 2025 03:53PM

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