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“Zane waded into the water. He wrapped his arms around me, held me close within his warmth and chased the cold away. “Whatever you want, love. Anything in the world. This life is yours.”
Awwwwww

“The Watcher ducked down, its long red fingers curled around the dying man’s skull as he stared up at it in horror. Slowly, it leaned closer, and there was a bizarre popping sound as its jaw began to open wide...then wider…
It took his whole head in its mouth.”
HOLY SHIT

“He got up, cracking his neck. He wasn’t breathing hard; I couldn’t smell any fear on him. Every inch of him was tense, his muscles bulging, veins rigid beneath his skin. He spat a thick glob of black stuff onto the ground, and I wrinkled my nose.
“So you’re just fine with the whole rotting from the inside-out thing?” I said. “That’s gross, dude. You smell.”
THIS IS SENDING ME 😭😭😭

“Within minutes, eight bodies lay at my feet. I cracked my knuckles and waved out the window toward where I knew Juniper would be watching. I hoped she’d enjoyed the show, because there was more to come.
I got things tidied up. I moved the bodies up on the couch and smeared a little more blood around to make a lovely “Welcome Home, J” message on the wall.”
If demon, why funny? Why considerate?

“Who the hell are you?”
“Me? Oh, I’m just a messenger.”
“Messenger?” the man said. “What...what’s the message?”
“Ah, give me a moment. I’ll have to recite it from memory. Let’s see: To the evil human-sacrificing cunts that call themselves Libiri” — I crossed the room before any of them could react, grabbed a man’s head in my hands, twisted it, and ripped it off his body — “fuck you.”
YEAHHHH!!!!

“I knelt down and kissed her hands. “Just this one time, Juniper. Lay down your weapons, and let me use mine.”
I cant

“I don’t care about the bargain, Zane, I care about you. I can’t lose you. I can’t. You let me feel like I found home.” She sniffed, roughly rubbing her eyes again. “I love you, okay? You did it, you fucking did. You broke the wall down and fucking smashed it to bits. You said you wanted all of me, so there it is. You’ve got it. How the hell can I risk losing that?”
why am I sobbing.

“Oh, this was fucked.
Abelaum was fucked. Earth was fucked. We were absolutely fucked. But I wasn’t about to stick around and wait for maximum fuckery, no sir.”
Exactly

“So, uh...what got you to sell your soul?”
“I needed help removing someone from my life,” she said, matter-of-factly. “Best decision I ever made.”
Hana leaned over her, giving her a quick kiss on the cheek before she said, “I killed her fucking husband for her. Sick bastard wouldn’t stop beating her, so I beat his face in.”
SLAY!!

“Welcome to Hell on Earth, love.”
I’m sorry I’ll eat up the nickname “love” every damn time