Jess > Status Update

Why tf does Goodreads make it damn near impossible to delete a status update? Checked Reddit, Chat GPT, YouTube, tried in desktop, nada. No 3 dots or tiny x or Edit option for anything but Comments, Reviews, and Dates Read. Tried all troubleshooting recommended by the internet but I fail GoodReads. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, GOODREADS?! If you can solve this, I’ll mail you chocolate!