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kayrowski
is 60% done
Somewhere in the last twenty minutes I’m pretty sure I died, or at least ascended, because I can’t imagine anything but the afterlife encapsulating more of a fantasy than this.
— Dec 16, 2025 12:54AM
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kayrowski
is 95% done
Christmas Prince admits to having risked war crimes all because of corset vests, black eyeliner, and the things that the Halloween Prince can do with his tongue.
No, it’ll have to be simple. Sometimes simplicity is all we need. Something like:
Prince Coal of Christmas is inexhaustibly in love with Prince Hex of Halloween.
Yeah. I think that fits best of all.
— 21 hours, 10 min ago
No, it’ll have to be simple. Sometimes simplicity is all we need. Something like:
Prince Coal of Christmas is inexhaustibly in love with Prince Hex of Halloween.
Yeah. I think that fits best of all.
kayrowski
is 91% done
I kiss him again, a clumsy layering over of our smiles, and we’re laughing and this, here, is my victory. He is my spoil of war, the most vital piece in my new-forming foundation.
Joy creates magic.
I have never believed that more than with him.
— 21 hours, 36 min ago
Joy creates magic.
I have never believed that more than with him.
kayrowski
is 90% done
“Iris, I love you. Will you do me the honor of not marrying me, today, or ever?”
She grins. “Coal. I love you too. And from this day forth, I promise to never marry you.”
— 21 hours, 46 min ago
She grins. “Coal. I love you too. And from this day forth, I promise to never marry you.”
kayrowski
is 86% done
That’s the root of why this is all so deep: love.
Love is the most petrifying collision I’ve ever experienced. Loving Hex, loving Christmas, it’s destroying me and I think this is why I resisted my role in Christmas for so long, because I always knew that when I fell, I’d fall with my whole being.
— Dec 20, 2025 02:35AM
Love is the most petrifying collision I’ve ever experienced. Loving Hex, loving Christmas, it’s destroying me and I think this is why I resisted my role in Christmas for so long, because I always knew that when I fell, I’d fall with my whole being.
kayrowski
is 59% done
“It’s destructive how much I want you. You’re going to pull me apart.”
“Maybe you could do with being pulled apart,” he whispers.
— Dec 16, 2025 12:33AM
“Maybe you could do with being pulled apart,” he whispers.
kayrowski
is 47% done
His smile makes me want to swear my soul to whatever god created him.
bro is so smitten omg
— Dec 15, 2025 03:27AM
bro is so smitten omg
kayrowski
is 46% done
im actually really happy with myself for reading this right before christmas
— Dec 15, 2025 03:08AM

