Isabel’s Reviews > Play My Game > Status Update

it feels like biting out of a stale cracker that is so dry it crumbles upon contact and cuts the corners of your mouth and that is the only time you feel something

*sigh* she took her clothes off.

New quote: “I’m not performing a striptease after all. I’m unwrapping purchased goods for inspection”

Ooh Alexis when I catch you, ooh Alexis—


Current fav line: “I swivel a confused look at him” 😭