Tiffany’s Reviews > The Woman in White > Status Update

Count Fosco’s worst crime is actually how creepy and gross he is about Known (To Me) Lesbian Marian Halcombe, like just truly nauseating reading that tbh (and unfortunately believe behaviour)

Count Fosco: ummm you were rude to me about how I faked your wife’s death and disinherited her so now you owe me a duel :/

Victorians are more relatable than you think; ‘my buttered toast waits for no one’ - so true.

Popping to the village Co-Op to buy a cudgel brb