Fiona Davis’s Reviews > Paradise Logic > Status Update

What you need to know about Reality Kahn:
- she is the best water park actress this side of the eastern seaboard
- she experienced a traumatic event at a Lids in the mall and will not elaborate further (but did get a free hat)
-she calls texting “making phone moves”
-when she’s anxious, she likes to strip down and sniff the ground on her hands and knees

She is so weird. I’m afraid I love her.