izzy’s Reviews > Return of the Thief > Status Update

Megan whalen turner is a master in letting you know everyone is losing their shit without actually telling you than anyone laughed

"If I live through this day and I am not king, then all that remains will be the Thief, and every sovereign of the Continent who betrayed me will wake choking on their own blood, I swear it." EUGENIDES SEXYYY

its in first person nobody fucking look at me

ITS HAPPENING