Vision Wonken’s Reviews > Reality Boy > Status Update

He’s pissing me off because Gerald she didn’t mean it in a bad way. The girl fucking likes you and it’s like you’re trying to self sabotage. Which I get because I self sabotage too But I’m LEARNING NOT TO

Hannah and Gerald have their first argument. Hannah says he goes into his head to much and she just wants to talk to him. He feels offended and says she thinks he knows him but doesn’t. It’s a lot of yelling and going back and forth. But to be honest Gerald pissing me off

“Dating isn’t good for Gerald Faust because everyone knows his secrets. Everyone has psychoanalyzed him
And everyone knows what his problem is
And everyone knows he has baggage and everyone think they know how to help him but no one realized it’s all full of shit”-Gerald

Hannah parents are protective and she has a brother in Afghanistan

Gerald birthday is soon too, Lisi texted him saying what he wants for his Birthday and Joe jr texted him saying they’ll leaving to go to Florida

Hannah honestly been feining for Gerald she wants to hug him kiss him but Gerald is like no or wants to wait for a couple of months cuz trust issues

Gerlald and Hannah decide to make couple of rules
1) no saying Retarted
2) no musicals
3) no talking about reality tv or tv in general
4) no physical touch(Hannah doesn’t like that one)

Oh nah, Tasha is way to FASTTTT
Fuckin ur neighbor son at 12
Slapping your mom oh nah…

G: “uh Lisi what does Gay mean?”
Lisi looked over her book & sighed“youre not gay. Tasha’s just mean
This was funny

Gerald IS INSANE, he beats the shit out of Jacko the fake Jamaican. During a boxing fight he enjoys it so much because he feels like he’s Turing into a different person
This scene is lowkey scary for me especially knowing how Gerald is