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“Kovacs, I’m so sorry. I had no choice.”
CMON MAN. WARWICK DONT SAY SOME FUCKASS SHIT LIKE THAT

Read Pages 342-343 if you want a good fucking laugh

“Locking my knees tighter against them, I felt one of his hands reach back, clamping down on my thigh to hold me steady as I held the gun with both hands and aimed it.”
WHEN HES DRIVING A MOTORCYCLE BUT STARTS DRIVING ONE HANDED TO KEEP YOU SAFE WHILE YOU KILL SOMEONE

He drives a motorcycle too

WTF HAPPENED

“He grabbed the hem of his shirt and ripped it over his head, tossing the fabric to the side.”
“I grinned fiercely back at him. With a swish, I pulled my top over my head. He stilled as I tossed the shirt next to his on the ground.”
“I winked at him, owning the moment.”
“Only fair, right?”
“Take off your bra, then we can call it fair.”
“Come and take it.”
I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT

“Fuck you.”
“I’m open to that as well.”
I fucking love this

“Guess the great Warwick Farkas is even above that. No rules could possibly apply to such a legend, right?”
“Calling me a legend without my even touching you? Just think what you’ll call me when I do.”
THIS MAN

“You think very highly of yourself. Like most men, you’re probably all talk and very little action.”
“Come find out for yourself. But unlike you boyfriend, I won’t be gentle. And from what I just saw… rough is exactly what you are aching for.”
UGHH THE TENSION

“That’s a lesson for all. Do not test me, or you will join him. And if I hear one more of you touches her, or so much as breathes in her direction? You will be next. And I will not be so generous in how I kill you. She’s mine. My kill.”
AAAAA TEEHEEE