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when my sister is yelling at me but she’s lowkey right and I know I can’t win. So, I just start twerking to persuade her into not beating my ass 🤭
— Dec 18, 2025 08:05PM

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message 2: by press (new)
Dec 18, 2025 08:08PM

press what senny I ain’t trying to die 🙁💔


message 4: by press (new)
Dec 18, 2025 08:12PM

press it does, my ass is not getting beateth today 😛 #bestwaytowinanarguement. I hit her with the element of surprise. Then she lowkey started throwing ass with me


message 5: by Sen (Gibsie’s pierced pp & Henry’s gloves) (new)
Dec 18, 2025 08:19PM

Sen (Gibsie’s pierced pp & Henry’s gloves) PRESS I SENT YOU AN INVITE TO THE OFFICIAL THE BURCHEFY DISCORD GO


message 6: by press (new)
Dec 18, 2025 08:20PM

press OKAY GIMMIE OME SEC


message 8: by press (new)
Dec 18, 2025 08:22PM

press AAAAAAH


message 9: by Sen (Gibsie’s pierced pp & Henry’s gloves) (new)
Dec 18, 2025 08:23PM

Sen (Gibsie’s pierced pp & Henry’s gloves) “Are William and Jackson single? Yes” OH HELL YEAH BRO


message 10: by press (new)
Dec 18, 2025 08:44PM

press HELL TO THE FREAKING YEAH


message 11: by press (new)
Dec 18, 2025 08:44PM

press SEN A TWO MAN


message 13: by margot (v. busy with school) (new)
Dec 19, 2025 07:46PM

margot (v. busy with school) BAHAH me with my brother


message 14: by lucy grace ౨ৎ (new)
Dec 19, 2025 08:18PM

lucy grace ౨ৎ no literallyyyy hehe I love also screaming ITSSS TIMEEEE it does the trick :)


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