Status Update

Melissa is 17% done

Ummm I’m so confused, wasn’t the island burned down like 2000 years ago?

— Dec 19, 2025 07:56AM

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Melissa’s Previous Updates

Melissa is 28% done

“Explain like im a child”
That was hilarious

— 17 hours, 14 min ago

Melissa is 24% done

Who’s them????? Is this inclusive lenguaje?

— Dec 20, 2025 11:49AM

Melissa is 17% done

No I don’t like thissssssss what about kier??

— Dec 19, 2025 11:44AM

Melissa is 17% done

Whaat wait she is gay?

— Dec 19, 2025 09:29AM

Melissa is 17% done

Of course she is the lost heir

— Dec 19, 2025 08:16AM

Melissa is 9% done

Okay fourth wing

— Dec 18, 2025 04:00PM

Melissa is 7% done

WHO IS SHEEEEEEE

Also I kinda hate third person

— Dec 18, 2025 03:48PM

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