Emily’s Reviews > Heavenly Tyrant > Status Update

kys 😭 this man is thousands of years old how did he get this caught up on modern day stuff

...you've got to be kidding me

oh oh oh ick, don't call her your whore wtf ick

oh yes, because hate making out with somebody is definitely the equivalent of punching somebody in the face or stabbing them

...what???

"cut the part where everybody clapped" 😭

...oh. oh. so screw any man in this series, right??

oh ok cool so this is happening

enemies to lovers ughhhhh

holy "but it's not real and you don't exist" moment