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I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS KEK

WAIT SHE BROUGHT SCORPION BACK TO LIFE TOO. THATS WHY THEY HAD A CONNECTION. SO DOES SE FORGE A CONNECTION WITH EVERYONE SHE BRINGS BACK?

“Is she high again?” Ash’s look went to a jar on the table, his mouth dropping. “That little shit! She stole my mushrooms again!”
BAHAHAHAAH

“Darkness took me quickly, but right before I went under, I felt his lips brush my temple.
“Te valodi vagy… sötét démonom.”
You are real… my dark demon.”
Stop

“Wait.” Ash held up his hand, traveling to us. “What are you saying? What do you mean she was wearing that?” Ash pushed his palms into his head like it was going to explode. “Are you saying the vision you had twenty years ago was Brexley from tonight?”
IM NOT SMART ENOUGH FOR SCI FI IM WARNING YOU

WAIT WAIT WAIT BREXLEY THINKS SHE WAS THE ONE THAT BROUGHT WARWICK BACK TO LIFE WHEN HE DIED?

“Janos nodded, pulling away from his touch, his Adam’s apple bobbing. He sniffed in and pulled his chin up high, readying himself to go forward. Looking regal. Refined.
Holy fuck.
In one action, I saw someone else in Janos’s face. My jaw dropped in shock.
Madam Kitty.
There were rumors of transgender people in the Savage Lands.”
JANOS IS MADAM KITTY?

“Warwick strolled up to the table, his eyes dropping to Bitzy. She twirled one finger around her ear, the other hand wiggling flirtatiously at Warwick. “What the fuck is wrong with her?”
“She ate something.” Opie tried to grab her hands, but she kept moving them out of his way, reaching out to caress Warwick’s leg. “Ate? Shit. She got into my mushrooms?” Ash darted to a jar on the table.
Bitsy’s on shrooms

“Did I just inherit a cross-dressing housecleaner?”
Opie’s head swirled to Ash, his mouth opened then closed, his chest puffing up, his cheeks turning a shade of purple.
Uh-oh.
“How dare you, sir.” Opie huffed indignantly, his arms folding slightly above the pleasure beads. “I am no housecleaner!”
I tried to hide my smile. I loved that that was the part he was insulted by.”
BAHAAHA

“Bitzy made a happy chirp, her fingers touching my face, still smiling at me, freaking me the fuck out.
“What the hell is wrong with her?”
“Wrong?”
“She’s smiling at me… and not flipping me off.” I blinked as she sighed happily, her blissful grin not leaving her face, her long fingers curling in the air as if she could touch it. “Is… is she high?”
“Oh. Right. She might have eaten something from one of these jars.”
HA