Christopher’s Reviews > American Psycho > Status Update

<100 pages to go :3

Bateman got an erection because he made eye contact with Bono at a U2 concert. No I'm not joking. You can google this. This actually happens.

Dude bateman put a dollar bill in a woman's coffee because he thought she was a beggar the secondhand embarrassment is frying me alive

Luis Carruthers you beautiful gay man