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I just opened for this couple and they looked at me like I was a fcking crumb on the ground. Like, dawg I was just trying to be kind
— Dec 21, 2025 05:43PM
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Dec 21, 2025 05:49PM
assert dominance and start break dancing at them trust
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That’s a brilliant plan mars they’re actually sitting right next to me let start doing that rn
Heh.... I'll beatbox for you brotato 🙏
thank you sir. could you also be kind enough to spit some bars. yk some mars bars 🙏
WAIT THAT ACTUALLY SLAPS SO HARD yeah y'know what gimmie some words I'll make you a rap
Kill them
@mars: LMFAO I KNOW RIGHT. okay okay, gimmie a sec lemme think
@sen: I wanted too, but I was so flabbergasted
@Press okay peak lmfao
@Press sorry I started panicking 💔
I hate online shopping sometimes
@mars: lol 😭 I GOT NERVOUS AND NOW IM BLANKIKG OUT. uhm I’ve been trying to think of words for like 10 mins straight omfg
Because it stresses me out
@Press LMAO all good brotato
@mars: LOL I’m sorry 😭 so I asked this word generator to give me 3 words. And this dumb ass thing gave me forum,respectable, and edge. So, uh I guess you can make a rap about how to edge respectfully 🙏
Ok lemme cook..opening up the doors for you clowns that smell like doo doo... so respectful, I'm edging at you... give me a funny look, I throw it down, too.... don't mess with me, I'm respectable and true.....
LMFAO how was that was that to your liking
HAHA I'M GLAD YOU THINK SO I worked so hard on it trust......
