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a man trapped in an alien Hunger Games–style dungeon video game while wearing only heart-shaped underwear and no shoes because the AI running the game has a foot fetish. His main companion is a talking cat named Princess Donut who rides a chicken/velociraptor pet, and together they’re attempting to help a deranged goat lady who’s been turned into a vampire and is now spreading vampirism to evil dinosaurs.